I Don’t Think We’re Kids Anymore
I’ve always thought of myself as cool, hip, and well, kind of nice looking.
But mostly I’ve always thought of myself as youthful.
So imagine my surprise when my best friend broached the subject of cellulite removal while we were trying on bathing suits. If she had started talking about walkers I couldn’t have been more surprised.
She started by mentioned the wonderful work being done and was pretty excited about a process called Galvanic Cellulite Treatment. She said we could have the legs of teenagers again.
“But I already have the legs of a teenager”, I said. “Ahem”, she replied, pointing to the mirror. I looked.
There they were….lumps, and lots of them.
“I’m still young and still look great,”, I thought.
But I got the number for the spa anyway. You know, just in case a friend ever needs it.